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the erotic audit
2-hour virtual audit
The Erotic Audit is a two-hour 1:1 diagnostic session where we trace the kinks in your erotic wiring to identify what’s getting in the way of your aliveness.
Availability is limited–book now
take a holistic look under the hood
Maybe you used to have a vibrant sex life — and now you’re wondering where it went.
You’re not broken. You’ve just never been taught how to tend to desire through the shifting seasons of life.
Whether you’re in the thick of fluctuating hormones, heartbreak, or a high-pressure job, this is where we begin again.
Let's look under the hood for what’s been misfiring in your erotic aliveness.
Delving into the physical, emotional, relational, and chemical, we’ll pinpoint what’s interrupting your erotic flow.
Once we have clarity on the root of your disconnection, we'll begin making shifts to bring you back into alignment.
Follow the
thread of your
turn-on
If your desire is feeling muted, we'll look at the different areas of your life to find where your erotic energy is stuck — and why.
As we map your erotic landscape from a birds eye view, you'll walk away with tangible somatic rituals to help your aliveness come back online.
The Erotic Audit
Where desire meets diagnostics
Drop in
Before diving in, we'll ground your body in the present moment. This gentle embodiment practice helps to orient yourself in the here and now.
Erotic Mapping
Through a detailed questionnaire, we'll navigate your erotic history, pain points, and lived experience. Watching for patterns, we'll draw the landscape of your erotic map.
somatic practices
Based on where your erotic energy is stagnant, you'll be guided through gentle somatic practices to clear the channel and help amplify your arousal.
charting the way through
We'll come up with a game plan to support keeping this current alive and thrumming in your life.
integration
You'll have 24 hour Voxer access to send audio messages with me to help integrate your Erotic Audit experience.
NOTE: This session is standalone — and it’s also the first step toward deeper work.
If you choose to continue, the Erotic Audit becomes your launchpad for my 1-month or 3-session coaching containers.
DISCOVER what's standing in the way of your turn-on
transform your pleasure with the erotic audit
$297
And for the holiday week, enjoy $100 off your session!
faq
do i need to prepare anything before the session?
Yes. I'll send you an intake form that helps us drop in. Then we'll dive deeper once we're on the call.
Since this is sensitive subject matter, find a private space for the call, and come as you are. We'll just follow the thread of your story.
do i have to be in a relationship to benefit from the erotic audit?
No. Regardless of whether you're single, partnered, poly, or figuring it out, there's something here to be gained.
We meet you where you are in this moment in time.
what if I have trauma?
As a certified trauma-informed coach, I'll tend to you with care.
We will move at the pace your nervous system allows. I use consensual language, so you get to feel into your yes and your no.
You will never be pushed beyond your edge.
how will we meet virtually?
I'll send you a Zoom link in advance for your session.
So we can make the most of your time, have Zoom downloaded on your phone or computer.
what if two hours isn't enough?
The Erotic Audit is the first step on the journey of reclaiming your erotic.
If you're craving more time, you'll be given recommendations of how to move forward.
WILL I RECEIVE A RECORDING OF THE EXPERIENCE?
Yes, I provide a recording of your reading so that you can focus on being fully present in the moment.
You're welcome to watch it back later on.
Your virtual session will gift you with...
being fully witnessed. the container I hold is exquisite.
permission to soften, open and tune into your desires.
clarity. you'll have an understanding of what's been blocking you.
an erotic map and 1-2 practices to support your aliveness.
a renewed sense of hope. there's nothing wrong and everything right with you.
kind words from clients
After a traumatic experience and a painful break-up, I knew I needed support.
Sarah beautifully guided me back into my inner wisdom so that I could make the choices I needed to make to move forward with ease.
I left our sessions feeling inspired, confident and ready to live and have sex again!
—Patty
"I've been seeing someone who'd never orgasmed when we were in bed together.
After two sessions with Sarah, I applied what I'd learned and she came three times in one night!"
—Peter
“In the last few months, I’ve seen our intimacy change in real time.The first time I heard her moan, I could see and feel her pleasure in a way that wouldn’t have been possible before. It was pure bliss."
—Arturo
"My lover wanted to thank you for that clitoris tip. She came so hard she practically pulled a muscle.”
—Chris
meet your sexologist
Sarah Ward
I know what it's like to be in a sexual rut. To no longer want the sex that was on offer, and to re:wild.
After decolonizing my sexuality from the sticky fingers of purity culture and patriarchy, I'm on a mission to help you do the same come home to your aliveness.
Through a trauma-informed, somatic approach, we meet you where you are, cultivating a holistic approach to your pleasure and turn-on.
Let's shed any performative or perfectionistic approaches to pleasure. When we support your nervous system to feel safe, this primes your system to feel more orgasmic aliveness.
Lover, it's time to take the reigns of your eros.