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the erotic audit
2-hour virtual audit
The Erotic Audit is a two-hour 1:1 diagnostic session where we trace the kinks in your erotic wiring to identify what’s getting in the way of your aliveness.
Availability is limited!
take a holistic look under the hood
Maybe you used to have a vibrant sex life — and now you’re wondering where it went.
Listen, you’re not broken. You’ve just never been taught how to tend to desire, in yourself or your partner.
Let's look under the hood for what’s been misfiring in your erotic aliveness.
Delving into the physical, emotional, relational, and chemical, we’ll pinpoint what’s interrupting your erotic flow.
Once we have clarity on the root of your disconnection, we'll begin making shifts to bring you back into alignment.
Follow the
thread of your
turn-on
If your desire is feeling muted, we'll look at the different areas of your life to find where your erotic energy is stuck — and why.
As we map your erotic landscape from a birds eye view, you'll walk away with tangible somatic rituals to help your aliveness come back online.
The Erotic Audit
Where desire meets diagnostics
Drop in
Before diving in, we'll meet yourself in the present moment. This helps to meet you in the here and now.
Erotic Mapping
Through a detailed questionnaire, we'll navigate your erotic history, pain points, and lived experience. Watching for patterns, we'll draw the landscape of your erotic map.
somatic practices
Based on where your erotic energy is stagnant, you'll be guided through somatic practices to help clear the channel and help amplify your arousal.
chart the way through
We'll come up with a game plan to support keeping this current alive and thrumming in your life.
integration
You'll have 24 hour Voxer access to send audio messages with me to help integrate your Erotic Audit experience.
NOTE: This session is standalone — and it’s can also be the first step toward deeper work.
If you choose to continue, the Erotic Audit becomes your launchpad for my 1-month or 3-session coaching containers.
DISCOVER what's standing in the way of your turn-on
transform your pleasure with the erotic audit
$297
Schedule your session today!
faq
do i need to prepare anything before the session?
Yes. I'll send you an intake form that helps us drop in. Then we'll dive deeper once we're on the call.
Since this is sensitive subject matter, find a private space for the call, and come as you are.
do i have to be in a relationship to benefit from the erotic audit?
No. Regardless of whether you're single, partnered, poly, or figuring it out, there's something here to be gained.
what if I have trauma?
As a certified trauma-informed coach, I'm here to meet you where you are.
We will move at the pace your nervous system allows. I use consensual language and you'll never be pushed beyond your edge.
how will we meet virtually?
I'll send you a Zoom link in advance for your session.
To make the most of your time, have Zoom downloaded on your phone or computer.
what if two hours isn't enough?
The Erotic Audit is the first step on the journey of reclaiming your erotic.
If you're craving more time, you'll be given recommendations of how to move forward.
WILL I RECEIVE A RECORDING OF THE EXPERIENCE?
Yes, I provide a recording of your reading so that you can focus on being fully present in the moment.
You're welcome to watch it back later on.
kind words from clients
"I've been seeing someone who'd never orgasmed when we were in bed together.
After two sessions with Sarah, I applied what I'd learned and she came three times in one night!"
—Peter
After a traumatic experience and a painful break-up, I knew I needed support.
Sarah beautifully guided me back into my inner wisdom so that I could make the choices I needed to make to move forward with ease.
I left our sessions feeling inspired, confident and ready to live and have sex again!
—Patty
“In the last few months, I’ve seen our intimacy change in real time. The first time I heard her moan, I could see and feel her pleasure in a way that wouldn’t have been possible before. It was pure bliss."
—Arturo
"My lover wanted to thank you for that clitoris tip. She came so hard she practically pulled a muscle.”
—Chris
meet your sexologist
Sarah Ward
This isn’t theory — I’ve lived this. Every tool I bring to the table has been battle-tested in my own body. These are the very practices that rewired my landscape and reclaimed the pleasure that I always suspected was possible.
As a Certified Sexologist and Somatic Sex Coach since 2021. Beyond the dual certifications I hold in VITA™ and Erotic Blueprints, I walk the path I invite you onto. These aren't just abstract techniques that I read in a book.
In my practice, I can hold your bigness — your shame, your complexity, your turn-on's. My presence is supportive, intuitive, and compassionate, so you can feel safe to bring all of you to the table and be met with kindness, empathy and zero judgment.
Lover, it's time to take the reigns of your eros.